A regular muggle living in an all to muggle-world, a little part of me died when I realised I'd never get to go to Hogwarts. I want to be 11 again. But it's too late, cause Severus Snape's already dead. So is Michael Jackson. Why am I always just a little too late? p.s. Cool blogskin eh?

DAMN , today was friggin boring..
School was like, immensely boring today.
I slept in class, dozed off several times, and still felt like today was helluva long.
Lucky I had EUGENE sitting beside me. Talking about phones and stuff, really made my day.
Thanks idiot, good friend =)

Congratulations to him also, for choosing to play blackshot.

You must be thinking , what is Blackshot anyway..

Blackshot
BlackShot Online is a free-to-play Massively Multiplayer Online First Person Shooter (MMOFPS) game. Load up & Prepare for Victory!
www.blackshotonline.com/
(extract from google )



Ohh, what the buck!?
Install it, confirm and use you garena id, you're good to go.

Heck, back to trying to update the damned thing. Toodlez.

p.s. I hope tommorow wouldn't be so boring.. yawn



CONGRATULATIONS!
We still live to see another day..

As of the below post, I have a new phone!
Whoooo, enjoying every moment of it!

Take a look..
at a 8.1 megapixel camera product

my garden..


Damn , my legs are sexy


Someday I'll bring you here ..
Deep end..


Shallow end..




I almost forgot!
I'm so proud of myself!
I supported Earth Hour yesterday!
Cos, I was out till 9.35!
That counts!



WOOHOOOOO!
After several years ( yes, YEARS! ) i finally bought a phone.
Sony Ericsoon W995! Yeahhh!

my new phone... MINE!



After buying the phone, I went to Renaissance Hotel for a swim.
magical dayyy ^.^

Nice pic eh?


Thanks to pee for helping me make my decision.
Off to playing my new gadjet! ^.^



I LOVE RUGBY!
I REALLY REALLY LOVE RUGBY!!
Wait a second, Darien loves it tooo..
That guy, my god! Rugby champion.
I hate rugby now. T__T

I LOVE MY HOLIDAYS!
I REALLY LOVE MY HOLIDAYS!!
Is now the holiday period.
Heck no?
Bye, holidays. T__T

I love my PI PI loww! PILLOW!
Shhhh, I keep you my dirty little secret! ( winks )
Wohoooo!!
Satisfaction every night! :D

And I love my SLEEP!
I need to fulfil my sleep demand now..
TOODLEZ!



It's Tuesday people!

Prefect's probationary committee has kicked off in high gear..
And I'm already pancit.. Tired. T__T
Today only!

Today the school was bombarded by footballers from other schools.
It was real fun to look out of the classroom window. My class is beside the field, fortunately for us but unlucky for our poor teachers!
There was this football carnival that was held in our school field today.
Gosh, kinda fun poking insults at them..
Shouts like, 'referee kayu' 'goaliee bodoh' 'striker busuk' emerged from our mouths as the games were held.
Boyy, that was fun ! =)

I stayed back in school for prefect duty.
Nice spending time talking to seniors and juniors alike.
Note to all Franciscans, advice from Bro Ambrose , boycott the vending machine that sells canned drinks near the chapel. It stole my RM 1.50 (in coins, I had a hard time collecting them)several weeks ago.And robbed Keven of RM 1.50 too today.
Damn you vending machine! I will remember you!

Dozing off in front of the computer already. Tatas.

p.s. I can't wait for Friday!



I was away from Melaka for 2 days, Thursday and Friday.

Man , I had a great time in my cousin's house...

Dota till 4 a.m.
Supper at 1 a.m.
4 mugs of Heneiken beer...

I had a great time with you cussie Wilson!
=) thanks!!

I had fun with my cussie's phone too.
These are some pics I found in his phone...
Enjoy ^.^





Of course I'm in love with you darling ( in black )
I'm lying ( in white )


Dilarang farting please..


This one..



Puma / Pumba?




Lastly..


AWWWWWW!!



I had to share this one!

joke no 1
You're the boss?
Any worker wants to take a day off?
Say this...

So, you want a day off??!
Let's take a moment to look at what you're asking for.
There are 365 available days for work.
There are 52 weeks per year,
Of which you have already have 2 days off each weekend,
Leaving 261 days left for work.
Since you spend 16 hours away each day from work,
That accounts for 170 days.
There are 91 days available for work.
You spend 30 minutes each day on breaks.
That accounts for 23 days each year.
Leaving 68 days available for work.
You spend one hour a day for lunch.
That accounts for another 46 days a year.
Leaving 22 days available for work.
You take 11 holidays per year,
Leaving 11 days available for work.
You take 10 days vacation each year.
Leaving 1 day left available for work.
No way are you going to take that day off.

joke no 2

1 Gan Wei Sheng, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work in his cubicle. Wei Sheng works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Wei Sheng never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7 breaks. Wei Sheng is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Wei Sheng can be
10 classed as a high-calibre employee, the type that cannot be
11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Wei Sheng be
12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 executed as soon as possible.

Addendum :
To Operation Manager:
That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the repost sent to you earlier today. kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.

From Admin Executive

LOL! =)



All this talk about getting up early during the holidays really make me sick. =,=

Is getting up at 10 early?
Heck yeahhh!

I don't really get the saying early to bed, early to rise...
Blah, blah , blah...
Early bird




gets the worm...


Let me share some anonymous quotes about the above phrase...

The early bird would have never caught the worm if the dumb worm slept late.

The early bird gets the worm but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese.

The early worm gets eaten by the bird. So sleep late.

The early bird , they say, catches the worm. I say, let him have it! I'll sleep in and settle for bacon and eggs.

The early bird, they say, catches the worm. A slimy worm is a lousy incentive to get up early..

Sleep while you can!!
Holidays are bound to be over!



I'm trying to make my blog post concurrent with my blog title.
Here goes.

Today, is so tiring.
Thanks to esteemed editorial board, my whole morning and afternoon was gone.
We had to clean the entire room and stock check.
Over a thousand books.
OUCH!

I am seriously tired. LOL

R EALLY tired.

EIH! i almost forgot. After the editorial meeting, I kepo-ed at the BSMM meeting in school. Here goes.

Camp chief ( Teng Wai Huang ) + Asst. Camp Chief ( Gan Wei Sheng )



Cutest game master. GAN KHAI SHEN!


Handsome mia Ham Sui Yong


Cutie camper


Dat's all the photos I'm hardworking enough to upload =)

Sleepy time.. Tired, so I'm signing off! ^.^



WOHOO! Today is a great day I would say!

First thing. We have holidays for a week! A well deserved rest I would say.

Second thing. We 4H . Was a huge success today .
Especially during Moral class.
We totally forgot kata kunci. Damn it.
And we got sent out of class ( including me ).

Oh wait. That was EPIC FAIL. LOL
The success today was : NO HOMEWORK
That is serious EPIC WIN!
No homework for March holidays!

I got 3rd place in SFI close Scrabble competition.
Epic fail or epic win?
Non- epic normal activity?
ZZZ
Not bad la hor.. =)

Tomorrow is the BSMM camp and next Wednesday is the Scouts camp.
Gambatte to Teng Wai Huang and Ryan Soon!
The two Camp Chiefs , good luck!
I know both of you can do it.

I really want to 'kepo' their camp man.
Unfortunately, my parents are so against me kepo-ing the camps.
Zzz, why so sien wan?
Anyway, the negotiations were like :


A SOLID ROCK CEMENT WALL!
Negotiations continues.
But I really feel like


( credits go to Johannan and Matthew. Sorry I'm stealing this picture )

STRESS man!
I'll go contemplate my stress reduction technique.

Toodles!



Yeahhh, I almost forgot.
To all who took SPM last year, all the best tomorrow!
D-Day = Dyeahhh partayy day. XD

All the best is wrong.
I should say, good luck!




NO MORE EMO!
Today has been a really high day for me.

School was like normal.
But I stayed back today. Till 4.45 pm!
Just to play 2 rounds of Scrabble.
213 and 231.Not bad right? They said I bullied my opponents.

ZZZ equation? 4 years no play + 213 + 231 = one hot and boring afternoon.


I was really high in accounts tuition.
Actually I am still right now =)

I felt like

Crayon Shin Chan.
Funny, a little dirty, with much innocence. =)
I was really sick last week.











And my body temperature was wayyy out of scale.
It wasn't Johnston's fault sitting in front of such a hot guy last week. XD

Today, we received our marked accounts exercises.
The teacher signed in such a way that it looked like a D or G or even E.Unfortunately, he got lazy putting remarks on our perfect work, so he just signed only.
We got so hyped up and ss that we put in our own comments.

E.g Exellent , very Good
This was so the norm man.
So I put like DoG only =)

Today, I had complaint.
Wei Win spit on me man!
No manners, RuDE!
Wanna die isit man?
You wait rugby time.. =)

I haven't done my physics exercise yet.
LOL who cares?

Note to self: will blog properly next time.
This is joel signing off ! =)



Time flies past really fast!
I feel like I'm still in post pmr mood.
But, heyy wake up man, it's already MARCH!
That proves it.
I'm still in slumber mood.
Hibernate, standby ( but not shut down mode )

It feels like the week has just started.
It's already TUESDAY!
And tomorrow is my D-Day.
I'm participating in SFI close Scrabble competition.
Psst, I haven't touched my Scrabble set for years.

The month of March.
Probation period for the prefects of SFI will start on the 22nd.
The 1st ever probation list for 2010 JUST came out.
And I got a sneak peek at it.

Head : Johnnnyystone
Asst Head : Joaal Lim
Sec : Kit Kat
Asst Sec : Shawty ( Shaun Eeeee )
Treasurer : Bri Eun

Senior AJK : Wei Looose, Darren't, Tommy, Whyy Huang, and ME =)

Junior AJK : Aditya, Jaryll, Japheth, Shaun Gan and -I can't remember who-

I don't have photographic memory okay!

Mind you , it's just probation - every committee says.
It's probation and we will work and try our very best.
Good luck guys and GAMBATTE! ( Japanese for berusahalah or jia yu )

Speaking of time flies,

I came across a set of pictures which I think are revoltingly cute and funny.

p.s They are all dead by the way.



Flyy baby flyyy


Shii shii, pee!


Hiyyyea Horseyy!


R & R


Flies are civilised too


Usain Fly? Asafa fly??



LMAO, I still hate flies.



Someone very wise once asked us, what is the most important part of the body?
( actually is it was just this morning )

Various answers cropped out.
BICEPS! ( someone always says that )

Brain! ( It's really important, without it we're retarded. But I don't know why this answer was rejected )

Abs?? ( Nah, if it was that, fat people, I mean more fortunate people, would have balik kampung long time ago )

THE DOWN THERE ( Heyy.. It's important too okay.. )

We got exasperated and said, the whole body DAMMIT!

The answer is...



Where're there's love, there's pain...

The shoulder.
A place to to love one
to cry on
to lean on
a place where everything will seem okay.

Even though we may still live without a shoulder ( I can't imagine how but I'm sure we'll still be alive ) , when others feel sad, broken and torn down, where is our role as friends?
Therefore, the shoulder is the most important part of the body.
Even though our body may be still alive, but if we're emotionally dead, what is the difference between life and death?

I don't really understood what I typed , but it came from the heart. =)



My God, today, why do we have so freaking much homework?
On Mondays, thanks to the new timetable, we start our day with mr Wong ( our good add math and modern math teacher ) and end the day with him too.

4 periods of MATH! That's lethal enough.. T.T

We learnt about quadratic expression and I was like




alpha, beta, alpha beta, m+n=2pqx, x2+9999x-9999=0 ?
Aiiii! I'm gonna die soon !
We're only at the 2nd chapter. And I have used 6 books already.


To release stress, people say most turn to m@sturbat1ng.
Doing the above is bad as




LOL!



I'm still alive, just to say. I haven't touched my blog in a really long time.
Should I continue or what?

Today has been an eventful day and I have to express my feelings . T.T

I now know, how humans , as friends treat you in the view of a female counterpart.
A guy would quarrel with his best friends over a girl.
This is real sad.

Gotta go now, I hope I won't hangat-hangat tahi ayam again.