A regular muggle living in an all to muggle-world,
a little part of me died when I realised I'd never get to go to Hogwarts.
I want to be 11 again.
But it's too late, cause Severus Snape's already dead.
So is Michael Jackson.
Why am I always just a little too late?
p.s. Cool blogskin eh?
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
One day in the shoes of a regular 3h-er
One pic that would summarise all our escapades in class..
-NOISY BUT A CUTE BUNCH OF REGULAR TEENAGED GUYS-
Let me tell you a full example of a day in our life. E.g today
7 am - Reach school. The floor was wet due to downpour the night before. I scrambled to the canteen. Everyone sitting down quietly on the canteen table. So guai?! You, bet! We have art today! Everyone 'fai ti la', gotta pass up poster today! AIKS! All oso simply simply do jor!
7.30 am - Senam robik time. When the music started, our hearts skipped a beat. Vitas opera 2? NAHHHH, anti climax sia.. NO MANNERS, never put that song. Fortunately for the teacher, Mr Robert, my good friend Wei Win @ Tou Pau( you see, I'm rather fond of this particular human , NAH!) got high and started shaking his booty. And guess who stood beside him?
7.45 am - Enter classroom. Start to gangbang Gan Khai Shen. Wong Soon Keat starts "TONGKOIYASNO!" while the neophyte probationary struggle hard to keep us quiet. And we always say TAK MAU ( DIAM )!
7.45 am to 10.20 am - Lessons go on 'as usual' . Pu would start scolding 'tak de kerjasama' and ' no manners ' , 'oi!' and of course 'cheater gaybang'( actually its cerita gaybeng a.k.a talikng nonsense). Au Yong and I would start betting Pu cant live a day without scolding a bad word. Pu would be referring to his mathematics 'bible' while grumbling 'no manners' away. Right before recess, we would get fidgety. KRINNNGGGG! and off we RUN to the canteen. We srsly run..
10.40 am to 2 pm - Relieve period while chinese guys go for their precious coveted time 'xbxing' away. No offense though. Next is art period. No comment. Je and me would be singing pong ( a mixture or 'porn' and song ) away while Au Yong giggles and Dylan chuckles away. Next was Geography. Je and Sam started slapping each other on the arm and a full scale tussle was on their way. We helplessly howled in laughter at their antics, our very own 3H standup comedians. The teacher turn about and asked why were we giggling away. Tommy immediately said , " No lah teacher, cats fighting outside' with a finger pointing out of the door. Other than tons of homework for homework , I think the teacher actually bought the story!
2pm - Go home la ,what else?
Quite the 'regular life' right? Long live 3H and may we enjoy all our days together as buddies!