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A regular muggle living in an all to muggle-world, a little part of me died when I realised I'd never get to go to Hogwarts. I want to be 11 again. But it's too late, cause Severus Snape's already dead. So is Michael Jackson. Why am I always just a little too late? p.s. Cool blogskin eh?

Monday, July 6, 2009
OMG!

KONICHIWA WORLD...

This is like my first time blogging... Harap tunjuk ajar loo...
Haha == i dunno what to write i guess... maybe I'll start with my day. Early in the morning, Tommy Wee changed my blazer! What nerve.. Hehe umm school? Totally sleepy day. I stayed back in the afternoon too. Really hot day. Note to readers and self, do not buy milk waffles from dp if you ever go there. they cheated my money, I think. Now I'm wondering whether blogging is a good idea or not.. Regretting? Maybe. HAHA. Before i sign off I'll share a joke.

MISUNDERSTOOD LIFE OF APEK AND ALI XD
apek: itu potong zaka ada bagut ka ?

ali : manyak bagut..bila lu potong haa lu punya barang manyak bersih loo..

apek:?!! err..saya kawan ada cakap,potong zaka aaahh.. manyak ploblem..

ali : apa probrem ?

apek:manyak buang lui..lagi aahh..dia punya performance tatak bagut.. manyak cinang semputloh..

ali : cehh.. apek, lu apa celita.. saya suda lama potong.. tada apa problem.. bini saya manyak puas woo..

apek:lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?

ali : ya la.. bila lu potong aahh.. lagi sedap maen woo.. lu lagi lambat pancut..

apek:???!!! err..lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5 ??

ali : ??!! woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha.. saya punya 6 incila..

apek:??! tiu nia ma.. lu jgn maen2 haa.. mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..

ali : cilaka apek ni..nah tengok ( bukak sluar tunjuk pale butoh..)

apek: chee sin punya olang..gua tanya baik2 lu tunjuk lu punya lancau..

ali : abis.. lu tarak percaya..saya tunjuk la..

apek: saya tatak tanya sama lu punya lancau.. saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car.. potong zaka.. molo punya olang..

ali : aiya.. apek.. lain kali lu sebut betul2 la..kasi susa saja.. bukan potong zaka la.. proton saga.. cinabeng btulla..

By the way if you do not understand the joke, here referance.
Potong zaka-
  • Proton saga ( Malaysian car )
  • circumcission
Enjoy! Tatas.. joel signing off.

10:24 PM




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