A regular muggle living in an all to muggle-world,
a little part of me died when I realised I'd never get to go to Hogwarts.
I want to be 11 again.
But it's too late, cause Severus Snape's already dead.
So is Michael Jackson.
Why am I always just a little too late?
p.s. Cool blogskin eh?
Friday, July 31, 2009
HEHE today is the 31st of july..
2+ more weeks to trial exam. Aww man, don't remind me of that. Geez, and after that? Piano exam. AIKS, I don;t feel any stress at all. Strange.
The cube above shows our crazed pastime. Turning that cube takes little intelligence but requires practice. So why the heck I can't solve the third layer? HAHA ( sick laugh) ...
Well , today was an eventful day. We ( my mom, sis , me and some other girl UHUM..) went to listen to Lisbon Chamber Choir all the way from Portugal. Amazing! Especially the company ^^ .
Tomorrow is Parenthon / marenthon / merentas desa / RIMUK ( 50 MHS pupils running with us , cancelled due to H1n1 quarantine) . Will SFI be infected? 1 week quarantine! AIKS!
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
One day in the shoes of a regular 3h-er
One pic that would summarise all our escapades in class..
-NOISY BUT A CUTE BUNCH OF REGULAR TEENAGED GUYS-
Let me tell you a full example of a day in our life. E.g today
7 am - Reach school. The floor was wet due to downpour the night before. I scrambled to the canteen. Everyone sitting down quietly on the canteen table. So guai?! You, bet! We have art today! Everyone 'fai ti la', gotta pass up poster today! AIKS! All oso simply simply do jor!
7.30 am - Senam robik time. When the music started, our hearts skipped a beat. Vitas opera 2? NAHHHH, anti climax sia.. NO MANNERS, never put that song. Fortunately for the teacher, Mr Robert, my good friend Wei Win @ Tou Pau( you see, I'm rather fond of this particular human , NAH!) got high and started shaking his booty. And guess who stood beside him?
7.45 am - Enter classroom. Start to gangbang Gan Khai Shen. Wong Soon Keat starts "TONGKOIYASNO!" while the neophyte probationary struggle hard to keep us quiet. And we always say TAK MAU ( DIAM )!
7.45 am to 10.20 am - Lessons go on 'as usual' . Pu would start scolding 'tak de kerjasama' and ' no manners ' , 'oi!' and of course 'cheater gaybang'( actually its cerita gaybeng a.k.a talikng nonsense). Au Yong and I would start betting Pu cant live a day without scolding a bad word. Pu would be referring to his mathematics 'bible' while grumbling 'no manners' away. Right before recess, we would get fidgety. KRINNNGGGG! and off we RUN to the canteen. We srsly run..
10.40 am to 2 pm - Relieve period while chinese guys go for their precious coveted time 'xbxing' away. No offense though. Next is art period. No comment. Je and me would be singing pong ( a mixture or 'porn' and song ) away while Au Yong giggles and Dylan chuckles away. Next was Geography. Je and Sam started slapping each other on the arm and a full scale tussle was on their way. We helplessly howled in laughter at their antics, our very own 3H standup comedians. The teacher turn about and asked why were we giggling away. Tommy immediately said , " No lah teacher, cats fighting outside' with a finger pointing out of the door. Other than tons of homework for homework , I think the teacher actually bought the story!
2pm - Go home la ,what else?
Quite the 'regular life' right? Long live 3H and may we enjoy all our days together as buddies!
Monday, July 13, 2009
-Read my blog at your own risk-
1)If you don't like what I post in my blog, don't bother visiting it, seriously.. 2)If you have freedom of speech, why not me? 3)If you're really concerned, don't come to my blog 4)I have a very happy life 5)I won't hold a grudge on you 6)I don't care about what you said 7) My parents give me my freedom that I need
8) I do not blog nonsense. 9) Reread no 1 to 8 properly
Do people think I blog nonsense? I think not? Comment please buddies. If you think my teenage life is nonsense, I'll show you what nonsense is.
- Klse index drops 4.1 points today. Do you even know that? My dad works in a major stockbroking firm. I do not know that? I guess I do!
-Medicine. I am allergic to amoxyxilin and amphicilin. I partake 10 mg of cetrizine every single night. This proves that I suffer from chronic allergy, or commonly misunderstood as sinus or asthma. I know my entire medical history. Do you?
Many other stuff I can boast of if not of the constrain of time. See, I will not change a thing over such a petty trivial matter.
I AM A NORMAL TEEN. I BLOG ABOUT MY LIFE. IF YOU DISLIKE MY BLOG, BUZZ OFF! And to that my friends, we say yes!
Friday, July 10, 2009
OHHH YEAH! I'm a retiree
Phew.. after 2.7 gruelling years, I get to kick back and relax for several months. NO MORE COUNSELLOR Joel Yong. How great is that?
You juniors must never underestimate your seniors! We can be a REAL PAIN IN THE BUTT if we want to!
My retirement speech was-
You know that when Michael jackson died, he left a legal battle in his passing. Before I die too, I'll wasiatkan my STUDENT ATTIRE BOOK and my post to XXXXXX XXX!
Classy eh? I started and ended with a puff of my new DIFFLAM FORTE THRAOT SPRAY. it's imported! Hehe, and Wei Win sprayed 5 puffs into me! ( dosage is 2 puffs eery 3 hours ).
I felt so lost, like a demented fool, not doing anything during reccess. May this feeling last!
Thursday, July 9, 2009
One whole day yesterday, wasted at dataran pahlawan..
And we got
Not bad eh? It's quite heavy..
We managed to obtain 820+ marks...
only 6 points behind the champions.
Not bad eh? My first time! HEHE
I'm down with a severe sore throat. I hope I can go to school tomorrow?
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Another day, another experience
HEHE my second posting!
Tommorow is a big day. We have a robotics competition. NO!!!!
My team comprises of
Gan Khai Shen
Tommy Wee Toh Kin
and of course Joel Yong Wei Kiat
It's gonna be at Dataran Pahlawan 4th floor, 9 am to 6 pm. Come and support me.. I mean us! HAHA
Today was kinda boring, so I did what I posted at the side.
It can't come out man! I think I have to use bleach soon.
Hey GTG.. I'll end this post with a joke..
Gender Battles that Compute
A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
"House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa."
"Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz."
A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun.
Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.
The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computadora") because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ("el computador") because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and,
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
I'm sure you know who won! ----------
Monday, July 6, 2009
This is like my first time blogging... Harap tunjuk ajar loo...
Haha == i dunno what to write i guess... maybe I'll start with my day. Early in the morning, Tommy Wee changed my blazer! What nerve.. Hehe umm school? Totally sleepy day. I stayed back in the afternoon too. Really hot day. Note to readers and self, do not buy milk waffles from dp if you ever go there. they cheated my money, I think. Now I'm wondering whether blogging is a good idea or not.. Regretting? Maybe. HAHA. Before i sign off I'll share a joke.
MISUNDERSTOOD LIFE OF APEK AND ALI XD
apek: itu potong zaka ada bagut ka ?
ali : manyak bagut..bila lu potong haa lu punya barang manyak bersih loo..
apek:?!! err..saya kawan ada cakap,potong zaka aaahh.. manyak ploblem..